Asian fortune teller?! xD

So like, it was trinity's farewell dinner get together at Eastridge.
The only way that I knew to get to that mall was for me to go downtown and then take bus 22 to Eastridge.
This is actually the first time I took the bus by myself so, yeeeeeah.
I finally found the bus stop and waited. Then out of no where this asian (viet) dude popped out on my right and asked if bus 22 left yet.
Me: no
Him: sooo how long have you been over here?
Me: I was born here sir
Him: really? you speak viet so well~
Me: lol yeah I had lots of lessons
Him: so where ya headed?
Me: oh, I'm goin to my friends get together at Eastridge
Him: oh i see, hey kid after we get on the bus I'll take a look at your hand
Me: oh, are you a palm reader?
Him: yeah, I'd tell your fortune on the bus.
Me: lol...Alright
(enter bus)
there's a dude sitting near us and it would've been weird if two guys were touching each others hands soo he told me to just lay it on my leg.
Him: You will have man girls following you, because you are very handsome and young, plus tall
Me: lmao... wowww
Him: well if there's too much you can give them to me hee heee hee
Me: lol...uh i guesssssss?
Him: You will be rich when your older, but for now give your money to your mom cause your hand shows holes. that means you cant grasp and hold your own money.
Me: oh~
Him: You will love your wife alot. You'll probably mess around with a few girls at first but once you settle down with your wife, your done.
Me: lmao =]
Him: your wife will be willing to do what you ask
Me: uh.....okay~ =(
Him: you will succeed in school work
Me: huh? what? are you sureeeeee~ o.O???
Him: see how your fingers are straight, that means you'll have an easy life
Me: coool! xD (thats freakin awesome!!!!)
Him: If you do business with anyone make sure they're at least 3 years older. anyone thats younger will most likely going to take your money.
Me: ohhhhhh~ 0.0
Him: you'll live very long, at least 80-90 years old, cause your ear lobe is big
Me: lol sweeeeeet ^^
(this was all in viet)

But yeah I thought that interesting. Most of its sounds right, except for the school part. I hope its true ^^